- Joey: for PUNCHING OUT the smarmy jock when he cut in line in the cafeteria
- Jen: for using the word “bitch” in her argument for euthanasia
- Dawson: for throwing a basketball in Pacey's face because Pacey taunted him with a childhood nickname that apparently sums up everything he hates about himself
- Pacey: refuses to reveal his reason for being in detention until the last second (spoiler: it's embarrassing)
In what is becoming an embarrassingly familiar trend: I remember hating Abby. BUT SHE'S ACTUALLY HILARIOUSLY BITCHILY AWESOME.