- an evil betrayer for keeping his blossoming studliness from Dawson. (Yes, that sounds a lot more...slash...than I intended).
Don't ask Dawson. Maybe ask Mitch to take a look?
- an evil meddler for daring to offer friendly well-meaning advice to Dawson (when Dawson discovers discovery #3)
- a huge threat now, because he's no longer “loser friend” but “friend who got laid by (an admittedly crazy) cougariffic teacher”. Guess Pacey's been having his own little chats with Man-Meat and putting that fatherly advice to practical use. MAKE HER LIPS DANCE PACEY. Oh my god I wish I could unimagine that now.
DAWSON OFFICIALLY ALIENATES ALL HIS FRIENDS IN THIS EPISODE.